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When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.
Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.
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Mixed mittens is a way of stating that you're smitten, without having to admit that you're that taken with a person. It comes from mixing the letters in the word 'smitten'.
Ever since they danced together last night, Charlie has been entirely mixed mittens over Mara.
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n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.
(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.
(ex) Oh shit mittens!
(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.
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A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.
"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
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a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.
see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...
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