Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

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the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3

mom is the best :)

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She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.

I had sex with your mom.

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mom

the incorrect spelling of mum

the person that gave birth to you.

oi, mum, can you give me a ride to the punk show tonight?

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Mom

dead.

Hippity Hoppity, my mom is dead

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Mom

The largest whale species known to man. Very common.

My mom makes a great dinner.

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Mom

Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.

Mom, can I lend a fiva?

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