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creatures that dwell inside Nikita's head.
The mokey's told me to do it!!!!
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A six armed two tongued spieces of cat that filngs poo as natural defense.
The evil monkey threw a wad of crap at me from each hand.
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The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.
The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.
OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.
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"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.
hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?
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Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.
Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.
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Any face card in a game of black jack.
"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."
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