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1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house
Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting
Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
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The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.
"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."
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A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.
"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"
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the best place in the Last Best Place.
someone from someplace like Greenwich: I wish I was from Missoula, Montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by massive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.
Missoulian: I know.
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The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip
ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith
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A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes
I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want
Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde
I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep
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When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.
Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.
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