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-Look Billy Bob!! It's a moose!!!
-Oh Thurman, that's just Rina... Oh wait, I guess you're right, that is a moose!!
*syncronized laughter*
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My sweet husband, who is cute as a bugs ear. Juicy moosie..
moose I luvyalots your featherwood lisa
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another term for "not it"
hand gesturing IS necessary.
You: "Who wants to clean the house?"
Everyone else: "Moose."
...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.
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Slang term for someone who is being downright stupid.
john: lets go swimming
bob: lets not john, you moose, its winter.
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The best dog that will ever live. He enjoys playing with milk bones as if they were alive and is really the whole family's pet. He can pass some serious gas and then just turn back and look at you as if you were the disgusting one. And Moose really loves the b***hes and will do anything he can to find them. Moose also does this cute head tilt when he is trying to figure something out like a noise or decide whether he should bark.
The neighbor showed up at the door with a box of puppies and said, "these belong to Moose"!
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verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.
Ugh I just wanted to moose him that time when he said...
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1)n. A Canadian quadra-ped woodland creature, has antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (figure that one out haha)
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