Flying Moses

A dance move in which a person's arms and legs are simultaneously doing the same, spazzy movements.

Jamie: Woah, Dude what is he doing?

Bill: That, my friend, is the Flying Moses.

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Spread Moses

Spreading the butt cheeks like moses parted the red sea.

"I made my girlfriend bend over and spread moses last night".

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Iverson-Moses

One who can not acheive a state of an erection. Mainly caused by mental issues.

I am depressed,omg now i cant get an erection!

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rocket moses

another saying for 'boss' 'dank' 'sick'.

normally said when very high.

said by tia.

oh my god, that was so rocket moses!

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niggardly moses

You get the worst possible gift for a person. Created by Rutgers students.

We should do niggardly moses instead of Secret Santa

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Moses Felipe

a fat pervert

"Moses Felipe is a fat pervert"

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Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.

Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.

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