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Anal fisting: where some one inserts a clenched fist into someones anus.
Clarissa's bum hurt after her boyfriend gave her a muddy knuckle.
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A sexual act by nature (fetish) the muddy duck is when one person anally penetrates another person while flapping their arms and quacking like a duck.
Steve had so much fun packing Kathy's fudge, he quacked like a muddy duck.
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Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.
"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."
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When a person with diarrhoea is invited into the bedroom. Said person will defecate into a milkshake glass from which the two partners will drink from. The frothy residue left on the upper lip is referred to as a "Muddy Sanchez". Popular in Mexico.
Note: Diarrhoea best drunk at room temperature, for the added hit of freshness.
Woman: Hey, how have you been?
Man: How ARE you!
*the two kiss*
Woman: Wow, nice moustache! How long did it take to grow it?
Man: Oh this? Oh that's just my Muddy Sanchez.
Woman: Your what?
Man: Oh, I was drinking some diarrhoea earlier this morning from a milkshake glass.
Woman: ...... stay away from my children.
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when someone take a soft crap in their pants so it speads all up and down the crack of their ass, then they sit on another person's face so they can eat the muddy chalupa.
I've decided to propose to my girlfriend, she's so awesome - last night she prepared a muddy chalupa for dinner and I ate it all up!
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The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus.
Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.
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muh-di buh-di noun.
Knocking over a portable toilet with someone inside
I was covered in doo doo butter after bein the victim of a muddy buddy
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