When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.
Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.
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bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway
John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.
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Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Waffle, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.
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the name of my fiancee's dick top of the dick shaped like a muffin
mr. muffin
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A word that can be substituted to replace any object.
I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.
Open that muffin and grab me a soda.
Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
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an ugly cupcake
"wtf? thats an ugly cupcake"
"its a muffin..."
"oh.. i see..."
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