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Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.
I'm such a cummy mummy :)
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a non-rude word replacement for mother fucker.
"God hes being such a mummy ducky!"
"Don't be a mummy ducky!"
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Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.
Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.
Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
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Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.
That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.
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when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!
Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!
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A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up
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A game that is played with two players who stand facing each other and throw a knife into the ground between the other person's legs.
Lessa: Dude, what is with the bandaged foot?
Steve: Oh, Sparky and I were playing mummi peg and he missed and totally sunk the knife into my foot.
Lessa: Ha ha haa ha! Dumbass.
Steve: Bitch.
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