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Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

by Mustangh8er October 1, 2010

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Ford Mustang

Faster then a speeding ticket ofcourse.

SMOKKED NOOB yesss best car ever

by StangDriver January 31, 2005

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Mustang Driver

This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.

Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"

"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"

"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"

"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"

by John ode December 1, 2012

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Ford Mustang

an American classic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60's, the mustang is the pride of ford's entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little bitchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as shit if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don't even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.

bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it

Girl: "come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we'll be cruisin' in style!"

- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -

guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"

guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."

by blue frame September 6, 2009

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Ford Mustang

Like ass-holes.... everyone has one.

Man #1: There goes another Ford Mustang.
Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true

by MadSpleen85 January 9, 2007

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ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

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Ford Mustang

often known as the tampon of the street scene cuz every pussy has one after the foxbody the mustang has evolved into a chick car with there 4.6 v8 i dont car if its a cobra or not there is no replacement for displacement

Lets go out and count how many ford mustangs we see today

by mc loven ur mom July 11, 2008

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