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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 27, 2022


Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022


Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

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Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty

Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty

by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022


Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.

I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.

by Happy fun at work July 20, 2015


Musty Backpack

A copious vagina which is moist and musty from a hard day pounding the streets.

Awh that lass from the pub had a right musty backpack!

by Krinthor April 12, 2019


Musty bean

a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus

Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!

by poppaismurfy March 28, 2021