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A place which is perfect for attention whores who need to announce every single thought that comes to mind, new band they like or saw, or to point out yet another picture of themselves or pictures with their friends.
It is also great to boost your ego with the amount of friends you can have without even taking the time to get to know them except for a few comments and emails. Pictues can be sent also in the comments so you can show everyone what you did last weekend or last night. This is where you can get all the compliments you ever dreamed of to inflate your head.
Note: Myspace is not for those individuals who are insecure AND are in a relationship because you can just kiss your bf/gf goodbye. It promotes jealousy and all the nasty emotions that go along with it. I highly suggest getting off myspace if you are one of these people; you'll thank me later.
"What was one of the causes of your break up?" "Myspace"
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The most addicting, random, popular website for teens 13-17 who either want to promote their popularity by showing how much more comments/friends/profile views they have or promoting their image as a slutt. Everyone decides to go on every oh i dunno... about 4.5 minutes to try to see if there was a comment, bulliten, message, or friend request made. They will also put random information about sex in hopes of getting twenty stalker guys to add them so they can say "hey. i have more friend requests than YOU"
ex 1: myspace teen1:ooooh look at this... FIVE REQUESTS
myspace teen2: do you even know those guys???
myspace teen1: pshh no but i'll add them and see if they comment on my hott pics!!!
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a place where insecure teens or lonely aldults who cant get any seek attention because they are concerned about their popularity. It becomes an unofficial contest on who has the most friends when in fact 75 percent of their so called "friends" they've never met. u may not know the person but as soon as you make eye contact with them, or share the same class, within hours that person will ask u if you will accept the dubious honor of being their friend on myspace. People decorate their myspace with fancy backgrounds hundreds of pictures, music videos which often overlap with their myspace profile song which really gets annoying. also due to the clutter of eveything you're computer will either slow down or freeze.
myspace has caused obsession, declining grades, pointless drama, and gossip. Its got to the point where the ultimate slap in the face is taking someone off you're friends list.
"i fuckin hate her! I'm taking her off my myspace!"
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A website where people without friends go to make friends, but end up being molested by men aged 50 and up.
Bob(15 years): i was on myspace the other day
Sheral(Also 15):yea i met a wonderful guy the other day and i am going to meet him.
(two weeks later)
Bob: how was the meeting with the guy you met on Myspace?
Sheral: He was 60 years old and he molested me!
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A degenerate rotting slump consisting of mortally depressed teenagers who take black and white photos of themselves at incredulously high angles, that are also woefully incapable of coding html.
Alex was a common Myspace dweller.
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Myspace is an online community full of millions-billions of people who probably dont know you but will add you for a "friend" There are places such as friendstorm.net where u get tons of adds from people you dont know. Myspace can be a popularity contest if you know the right people... And having to be 14 to be aloud to have one(you can lie) :Edit your profile with lots of codes or not. Post pictures and bulletins, blogs, visit forums, chatrooms, IM windows, comment others, its ridiculously addictive.
I'm addicted to myspace
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