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pronunciation- "Mist-er-ee Box"
A game usually played by, or in the company of males. A cooler filled with a random assortment of beers, including all varieties ranging from the shittiest of beers to the better tasting beers. When one has created this wonderful device, you are to stick your hand in the cooler and grab the first beer that luck grants you. After a beer is pulled from the cooler, it is dishonorable and highly frowned upon to replace said "shitty beer" with one that is more to your liking. It is absolutley prohibited to place your hand within the cooler without first finishing the open beer at hand. If a player is to do this, elimination from the game, castration, and execution are all possible forms of punishment.
Rules are open to interpretation. For example, if a less manly male has decided to place a beverage that is usually shunned from the male society into the mystery box(i.e. smirnoff ices or Mike's hard lemonade), there can be a democratic vote to create a rule in which one would have to chug every "less than manly beverage" upon removal from the cooler.
Chuck- "Hey dude, come over to watch the playoffs. We're doing a mystery box. I just placed a six of redstripe and two 16oz budweisers in the cooler!".
Mark- "Right on! I'll bring over my remaining steel-reserve and smirnoff ices!".
Sean-"Hey bro bro, it's Ted's 13th Birthday, try to get some cervezas for him."
Carlos- "Sounds bueno, I'll raid my dad's fridge. He has Corona, Busch-Light in bottles, and Miller light. We can make a mystery box!!!"
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A game most commonly played by a minumum of three inebriated partygoers as follows:
1) Mystery knuckee holds his or her fists straight out apart from one another
2) Mystery knucker 1 writes a four letter word in sharpie across the knuckee's right knuckles
3) Without seeing what knucker 1 wrote, mystery knucker 2 writes a four letter word across the knuckee's left knuckles
4)Knuckee is commanded to "knuck 'em," bringing his or her fists together for a sometimes brilliant, sometimes idiotic, but always hilarious set of knucks.
"LOVE HOLE" is a classic mystery knuck.
Keep in mind a couple of Mystery Knuck guidelines to ensure for consistent knuckings:
a. Remain conscious of which fist you are knucking. the right fist is the first word and the left is the second word. It's important to use a word that will function well on the fist you are knucking.
b. When in doubt, use words that will always work. "Dick," on men's knucks, and "tits" on womens knucks will work on either fist with practically any other word. It's tempting to get creative, but keep in mind that the more risky of a word choice, the more likely you are to end up with well-meaning, but ultimately nonsensical knucks like "VAGI XUAL."
These are the basic rules. More skilled/drunker mystery knuck experts oftentimes utilize symbols or words with more or less than four letters. It's your sharpie and your friends' and acquaintances' knucks, so don't be afraid to experiment!
Actual mystery knucks:
dude hole
tits burg
fury fuck
dick pain
fire tits
fuck fuck
butt pump
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When you know that your girlfriend is cheating on you and you can't figure out with who. That sinister fiend is known as the mystery man.
When I find out who it is, I'm gonna choke that bitch and her fucking mystery man.
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Noun
1. A drunk episode where one has sexual intercourse with a partner who'm they've only known for a very short time.
2.The next day relization that you just hooked up and possible had unpreteced with a comepletey radom person.
1. Damn man! I can't even reminded the name of the bitch from last nite.
What was that chics name? Fuck it she looked good, one hell of a Myster Fuck
2. I got cabs now from a mystery fuck I had last month, that also turned out to be having ma baby.
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Like when a wack fool writes creep notes to people and dont say who its from. Or when dey be callin people makin nasty noises and shyt. And always be havin a crush on everyone boys and girls.
Brandon:I got a weird note today.
Brent:From Who?
Brandon:I dont know cutie. ;)
Brent:Prolly From Katie Mcgillem.
Brandon: :O
Brent: Why Does she have to be such a mystery Creep?
Brandon:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
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(n) english ~ When Kyle’s getting his cock sucked in the dark.
Person 1- Hey, did you get a mystery blowjob last night?
Person 2- No, but Kyle did.
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