special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

u need sum?

A question asked once you have messaged someone -usually at times that you check in on them-

It is also a very rude statement to say, especially if someone if just seeing how you are doing.

Never respond with this. It is embarrassing, honestly. No hate if you do, it’s just not right.

Negative and uninterested in conversation.

Trying to speed the conversation to prevent lengthened speech.

Nice Guy: Hello
Guy: u need sum? :/
Nice Guy: just checking in :’)

Need For Speed Heat

A racing game that is a "modern" revival of the 90s/2000s Need For Speed racing games.

Let's play Need For Speed Heat! There is a new mod for it now!

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needs more cowbell

This phrase was originally used by Christopher Walken on SNL with Will Ferrel. He was indicating that something needs more emphasis, or literally "Needs more cowbell".
Aired on April 8th, 2000.

This is also referenced in World of Warcraft in a quest in Outland, where you escort a ghost cow.

That was pretty good but it needs more cowbell.

Need-to-ho basis

A method of restricting information with a trick, one-night-stand, hookup, fuckbuddy, jumpoff. Information is generally limited to any of the following: first name, screenname, apartment number, STD status, and penis size.

"You've been going over his place a lot. What's his story?"
"Girl, hell if I know. He could have a wife, three kids, and five grandbabies for all I know. We on a need-to-ho basis."

I need to study

A phrase someone says when they are in need of studying, but they never actually end up studying.

Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.

can can need

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to “看看你的”, which means literally ＂look at yours＂, When someone has an item which interests you online or in reality, you can ask them to show you the item by using ＂can can need＂or “看看你的”.

-I have an Apple pencil.
-Can can need