when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
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Too tired to continue watching late night t.v. programming or perform late night t.v induced masturbation
Emmanuel 6 is on Showcase in 15 minutes but I am too bagged to stay up
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suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep
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yo that chick from Vassar is bag, if only she didn't have hairy legs
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a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails
person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face
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