Tus muertos jesucristianos

Cuando te cagas mucho en alguien que te gustaría partirle el cráneo

Tu madre: Te he apuntando al fútbol

Tu: Tus muertos jesucristianos

Caca tu puta

“You’re a fucking shit” But fr that’s what is means

Caca tu puta can be used with ppl u hate or ppl or to ppl who don’t know Spanish

Tu madre, puta

It's often used as
"You're mom, bitch"
but this is incorrect, because puta means whore, where as
"Tu madre, perra"
would be okay, because perra means bitch.

Translation?

"Your mom, whore"

Meathead: You're a fucking faggot, dude.
Annoyed person. Tu madre, puta. Chinga.

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Tu madre, puta

It's used more often than not as
"You're mom, bitch" but it's actual meaning is
"You're mom, whore" since perra is bitch, and puta means whore.

Meathead: "You're a fucking faggot, dude"
Annoyed person: "Tu madre, puta"
Meathead: *looks confused*

^_^

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tus my gits

Short for "Touch My Gits".
You can probably guess what "Gits" means, anyways.
This is similar to saying "Kiss My Ass", but only works for girls... or really whacked up sick-minded guys... or in the rare case, a genderless flying squirrel sub-species that depends on survival completely through asexual reproduction.

It can be used in a variety of different ways, to portray different emotional states or feelings.

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Used in a "piss off" sort of tone:

Wrathmar: Hello frieeeeennnd! Can I interest you in letting me slurp some of that Chocolate Chunk Iced Frappucino?
Twik: no lolololoooool
Wrathmar: Jerk.
Twik: tus my gits
Wrathmar: You don't even have those... o_o
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Used in a more "happy" tone:

Katie: -glomp-
Xero: -gigaglomp-
Katie: -glomptackle-
Xero: You seem pretty happy today.
Katie: Yesh.
Xero: ... How much coffee have you drank?
Katie: TMG.
Xero: OKAY!
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Tu Hoang Over

The best PRUMC team in the history of PRUMC. Jeff oser will never start on this team because he is Tu Hoang over.

Tu Hoang Over is the best basketball team ever.

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Dame tu cosita

Dame tu cosita is a song which a green alien is dancing and saying "Dame tu cosita" non-stop.
"Dame tu cosita" means in english "Give me your little thing" which means also "Give me your p*ssy". People duet this alien on musically and dance just like him, without knowing the meaning, otherwise they wouldn't dance on it.

Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!
Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!..

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