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I’m wondering if I am growing irrelevant
Nobody wants me anymore
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What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.
Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!
Asian: Reave me arone!
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A statement said to your sister when what she is speaking of is stupid and out of her element.
Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
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The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!
John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.
John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?
Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver
John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.
Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.
John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help
Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.
John- Get in
Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
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Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.
Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.
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Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you
Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name
Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means
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When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant
James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?
Nathan: sure bro
Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?