November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.
September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’
august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.
"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”