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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022


National kiss an Indian day

January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away

Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.

by A Fucking G/ Indian Jesus January 3, 2022


National kiss your gf day

September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day

‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe

by Skskksksksjskkskskksks September 16, 2022


national kiss your gf day

august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!

bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*

gf: why’d you do that?

bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!

gf: oh, okay!

by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 4, 2021


National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 24, 2023


national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023


national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend day

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023