Random
Source Code
Random
The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
13👍 4👎
A kid from year 11 with so much grease in his hair that you could cook chips on his head.
Natty boy smells like shit every day
1👍 4👎
Girls who love to drink Natty Boh(National Bohemian Beer), get drunk and have sex all night.
Frank: I saw Tiffany at the club last night.
Joe: Stay away from her, she is nothing but a Natty Boh Ho.
47👍 43👎
Adjec.-The act of a bro pound. Hence where two bro fists collide showing mutual respect to one another in a physical manner.
Chicks cannot pound some natties it is strictly bro.
You can also add meccas of variations to the bro pound to make it more chill. For example:
An explosion of the two hands spreadly them quickly apart.
A flick of the fingers. (Not adivsed to do in public you might look gay.)
Also you can add multiples of claps and maybe a bro chest bump.
Now go pound some natties.
Bro 1: "Yeah man see you later, keep it chill and pound some natties."
Bro 2: *Pounds the natties.*
16👍 12👎
Someone who does sidequests such as; pulling the baddest girl at school while partying, going to the gym, working 8 hours a day etc. to a point his life seems so ridiculously nice, that you would do anything to get a taste of it.
“Bro, have you seen brandon pulled Katie from senior year right after he got off of work? She is so bad, 10/10”
Damn. Fake natty activities bro
3👍 1👎
Violence which comes as a result of the consumption of large amounts of cheap beer, such as Natural Bohemian (or Natty Bo). Variants on both the subject (someone from the city of Cincinnati, someone with a last name ending in the natti phoeneme) and predicate (Natti Bows can escalate to Natty Blows or, if the alcohol has rendered the aggressor more incoherent than dangerous, Batti Nows).
After getting his ass handed to him in Super Smash Brothers, Josh threw them Natti Bows, sending his dapper adversary to the emergency room.
1👍 6👎