National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day

National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.

Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.

You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

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Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

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my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev

When white trailer trash cant pronounce chevrolet because they are used to one syllable brands like dodge and ford. chevrolet is too classy for them.

did you see my neighbors new car?
no tom what did he get?
my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev..
oh ok, i think i know what you're talking about.

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october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.

someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

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Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

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