Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."

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Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

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Netflix and chill

Fuck

"aye you wanna Netflix and chill?"
"no I'm only 14"

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Netflix Curse

Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players.

The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.

The Netflix Curse got my favorite player Maria Sakkari…who am I going to root for at the Australian Open now??

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Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why

Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp

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netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.

Netflix cheat

The act of watching ahead on your favorite couples Netflix show.

Atypical isn’t on episode 5 anymore babe, how dare you Netflix Cheat on me.