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some one who claims that anyone who likes the wii is a graphic whore and only appreciates violent games. They also think that all non-nintendo games are mindless shooters.
Gamer: I really don't like the Wii.
NIntendo fanboy: OMG! GRAPHCI WHRE U ONLI APPRESHIATE VILENT GAIMS HOO WANTS TOO PLAI A MIENDLSS GAIM LIEK HALO?
Gamer: I never said anything about the wii's graphics. Yeah, they aren't that good, but that's not the reason I don't like the wii. I don't like halo all the much, and my favorite game for the PS3 is Little Big Planet.
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Pronounced, "we" (for serious)
The OFFICIAL name (announced April 27, 2006) to the newest system belonging to Nintendo. From a recent poll on a gaming site, only 9.15% of people said "It's neat, catchy, and I like it" while the rest HATE it and don't understand the reason why they changed it to it's earlier code-name, "Nintendo Revolution". The innovative idea of using a remote control-like gaming control in which you can point to the screen and actually interact like you are in the game itself is what draws people in since the other system in progress (PS3)doesn't and the already-released system, X-Box 360 could not compare aswell.
The very hated name, "Wii" has had potential customers to re-think buying the system (as childish as it sounds, its true) because they would be to embarresed to ask their friends if they "want to play with their Wii". Everyone wants Nintendo to re-name the system back to 'Revolution' and who knows, if critisism of the name continues, they may just have to change it. The name "Wii" opens many doors to hilarious jokes such as, "OMG, LAST NIGHT LISA SAT ON MY WII! IT HASNT BEEN FUNCTIONING PROPERLY SINCE. OMG OMG" and "Dont be so rough with my wii!". Personally, even I hate the name wii... what was nintendo thinking this time?
Reason for wii? It was a simple thought, perposely pronounced "we" so customers will think it is for everyone, having games for all kinds of people (whether your a just a little child, a violence and action desiring teen, or a more mature adult). The game also makes it sound like you and the game as one, not just you alone nor just the character in the game, but 'we' or 'both' playing together, the first step towards the new way of gaming. The problem is that since it sound like more of a 'family friendly' system, the rumour of Nintendo having only 'kiddy games' will be believed by all idiotic gamers that only decide on what system to buy if it is 'popular, and ghetto' face it, X-box was only liked because of Halo, Playstation is 'okay' but not as Nintendo, it's only more popular because of the rumour Sega spread around about Nintendo being a 'kiddy system' (i'm not saying i hate Sega, its good).
If gamers would only buy systems because of how good the actual gameplay is (not just because of graphics or popularity *hints towards X-box fans). The truth is that Nintendo is the superior system, or atleast will re-claim its well deserved title of ultimate gaming system as it was in the olden days.
BTW, lots of games for Xbox and PS2 that are the most popular (discluding Halo) wasn't originally from that system itself *cough*final fantasy and gta*cough*, and most others are available for all 3 systems (ie, Mortal Kombat: Deception)
Nintendo Wii, the most innovative system of the next generation systems and the greatest.
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Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
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Nintendo's new handheld system. It features hit games like Animal Crossing DS, Meteos, and Mario Kart DS. The DS will have Wi-Fi internet service by the end of 2005. The internet service will be completley free and will feature games such as Tony Hawk (Working Title), Animal Crossing DS, and Mario Kart DS. The Nintendo DS is a unique system, and unlike the PSP (Which has better graphics, but is still just a shrunk PS2) it has touch screen control and a huge selection of great games. With a Play Yan you can play music and movies on the DS, plus the DS plays GBA games. The Nintendo DS supports many different types of Multiplayer. They are:
Wi-Fi Internet Multi-player:
Explained above.
Nintendo DS wireless download and play:
One DS hosts a game and the other people with a DS can join the game, even if they don't have the game itself. Most DS games do this. The wireless range of the Nintendo DS is 100 feet, but can be expanded with a "hotspot" that sends the wireless transmision through a more powerful source that can reach up to around 500 feet.
Nintendo DS Wireless Mulri-card play:
Same as Download and play, only each player must have their own game card inserted into the DS.
The Nintendo DS can withstand amazing damage, two mountain climbers even took their 10 Nintendo DSs to Mount. Everest, and the top of it at that, and none of them broke. They also took computers and other electronics, and most of them broke.
If you want a flashy system with great graphics, get a PSP, but if you want a system with great, unique games, plus internet, good graphics, and otherwise, get a DS.
Sony Fanboy: "The PSP can play movies and the DS can't!"
Nintendo DS user: "No, the DS can play movies and music with a Play-Yan."
Sony PSP user: "Yes, it's true the DS has more unique gameplay, but the PSP has better graphics."
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Nintendo's latest "Third Piller" handheld. The Nintendo DS features 64-bit graphics, better then the N64 due to the fact that it has more RAM, and a higher polygon count. This fact is proven in Super Mario 64 and 64 DS, Mario's nose in round in DS, but in 64 it's a bit more blocky. It features a built-in mic, wireless multiplayer, an LCD touch screen, a regular viewing screen, GBA cartrige playback ability, and online Wi-Fi gaming with the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection service(NWFC) which was released in November 2nd, 2005. The NWFC is slowly suprassing X-Box LIVE in the online gaming industry, in its first 7 weeks it amassed more people then X-Box LIVE had in 6 months, and at 4 months it reached 1 million players, and 28 million matches played, though the first two games have scratchy online play, Nintendo is slowly fixing it up. Animal Crossing DS fixed it with chat, Metroid Prime: Hunters will finalize the Wi-Fi service with voice chat, and a lobby, meaning you wont have to exchange friend codes online, you can do it via DS. Soon, the DS's next installment will be released, the Nintendo DS Lite, though some people may groan at the thought, it fixes all of the problems the first one had, it is smaller, 2/3 the weight, a 4x brighter screen, and an apple-style look. They also have managed to place the buttons in a comfier position, along with a larger stylus, stronger screen, and easier portabilty overall. On a final note, the Nintendo DS has become the fastest selling gaming console or handheld to ever be sold, worldwide it has sold more then the PSP, truely clenching victory. One of Nintendo's most successful consoles/handhelds.
New Nintendo DS Wi-Fi games-
March 20th - Metroid Prime: Hunters and Tetris DS, both with voice chat and virtual keyboard chat.
April 2006 - Lostmagic, an RPG-turned online RPG
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A genre of music using synthesizers and keyboards to make a distinct sound that sounds like a video game, Mixed with HXC screaming and completely pointless lyrics! 1 Band is HORSE the band.
Nintendo core lyrics:
And a beef will rise again, broken machine in his
hand. Ten words: snapping bunnies twitching gurgling
forget the bombs in your eyes
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The worst of all fanboys:
A dumbass man child who plays nothing else but Nintendo they clearly goes on the internet finding any forum site that has to do with nintendo related topics "GameFaqs, Disqus, Smashboards etc." Spending all of their time on the forums talking about Nintendo claiming that they are the best gaming company in the world when in reality they they are the least favorite and once someone has one different opinion they throw a massive temper tantrum and is capable of typing an essay in attempt to ruin your life for simply stating that Nintendo is not the greatest by using overused "Go fuck yourself" and "Get A Life" and claim that non-Nintendo gamers jerkoff to other games and use the suicide hotline as a last resort .
They have no lives or friends whatsoever, they are delusional, Worships Nintendo rather than having a religion,Jerks off to Nintendo,very annoying,hypocritical,retard, pedophile idiots in defense of everything Nintendo related that will make Gamers want to stay away from Nintendo and kill off the fanboys.
Forum writer:Mario in realism is epic.
Nintendo Fanboy:That is not realism.Realism is boring.All i do is play nintendo and nintendos games are better because real life is boring and sucks.Thank god ""Nintendo Fanboys don't even know who God/Jesus is""Nintendo stays away from that shit.
Gamer:Dude PS4,Xbox one and PC have times more sales than Nintendo, Realism is selling more than Nintendo games anyway.Just like the consoles and their software.And did you say real life is boring.You Suck.
Nintendo Fanboy:OH REALLY!?!?!? WHAT WAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS SELLS MORE THAN YOUR SHITTY REALISM THAT YOU JERKOFF TO WAHAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS NUMBAH 1 SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF REALISM AND REAL LIFE IS BORING AND STUPID.YOUR ARGUMENT WAS LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC WAHAHAHA.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU TEENAGE DIMWITS THAT DONT PLAY NINTENDO,GOOGLE SUICIDE HOTLINE IT SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.LQCWHBVHJHMHFHBMBEC
Regular person: Dude you have no life.Go play some sports.
Nintendo Fanboy:I HAVE 3 EXTRA LIVES I WILL GET SAKURAI AND MIAMOTO AND REGGIE TO GET YOU FOR DISRESPECTING NINTENDO.ALL YOU DO IS JERKOFF TO THE BALL AND STICK GAME GO FUCK YUR SELF AND USE THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NERD.GO BUY A WII U AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Nintendo fanboy has sent 3,000,566,885 messages and was a member on gamefaqs since 2002.
They are the kids that sit by themselves in school and get beat up all the time.
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