P. Diddy

a woman's period (pd.) originated in Philadelphia

I was to fuck, but we can't do anything 'cuz P. Diddy runs the kitty.

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P Diddy

Urinating and Defecating at the same time.

Damn, That diaper is full of P Diddy

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diddy twister

the practice of grabbing someone (male or female) by the nipple and twisting either clockwise or anti-clockwise until a sufficient level of pain is achieved in the twistee

Grab that madra rua and we'll give him a good diddy twister the filthy knacker

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diddy boppin'

the act of trying to get into a club wearing your sweat pants. it doesn't matter if they have pockets your still not getting in.

bouncer: "Excuse me sir, I can't let you in, we don't allow sweatpants here."

unidentified male: "WHAT!?! BUT THEY HAVE POCKETS! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I AM DIDDY BOPPIN' TO THE FULLEST."

bouncer: "Please step aside sir."

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diddy ride

pondwater???

You belong in a pond.

one in Nitshill

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David “Diddy”

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.

David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS

Diddy dadiling

It means to not know much about the topic so you start beating your meat

Octave did not know about gay furry porn so he started diddy dadiling