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A way of indicating something is relatable, similar to only using mood, but stronger (more relatable). It became popularised in 2018 on tumblr and twitter
Person A: I prefer Percy Jackson to Harry Potter
Person B: kin mood id
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Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.
I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.
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a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!
Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?
Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!
Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!
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A term used when one wants to tell someone (like a coworker) that a third party (like a boss or a customer) is an idiot, but doesn't want said third party to know what they are really thinking.
pronounced I-D-(ten)-T
"Do you really think the boss knows what he's talking about?"
"No, he's such an ID-10-T."
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On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind the counter simply askes "are you 18?" You respond with a simple "yes" then continue buying your alcoholic beverages.
Damn I am so thankful for the Puerto Rican ID check because the alcohol made my night!
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Who cares! A hole's a hole, a whore's a whore, of course of course. <see "Yea I'd do her.>
Flampa: "I'd do her. Yea, I'd do worse."
George W.: "Dude you'd do anything."
Flampa: "Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat."
George W.: "Old enough to pee, old enough for me!"
Flampa: "Stop stabbing my knife with your face."
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POV: you and your friend give each other access to you computer by adding each others touch id to each others computer. POV: you have to set up very specific rules bc you don't trust them but you want access to their computer.
Ania: I read your zoom chats with noor and i want to eat you now
Ella: thats not very kind
Ania: your face isnt very kind
Ella: okay!!
Ania: your such a touch id 4 lifer
Ella: right back atcha?
Ania: TouchId4Lifers bro
Ella: what does that mean?
Ania: ur mom
touch id 4 lifers...
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