Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!

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note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

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on a serious note

Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.

On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.

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Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

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spark note

verb, to use spark notes, usually to cheat on a book report or essay in school

I'm going spark note my book report for A Tale Of Two Cities

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Pink Note

a note that causes orgasm, most commonly seen on the 20th fret of the high e string on a guitar. acheived after a blistering solo and usually sustained for a couple seconds in order to acheive the pink note. other high frets are also considered to be pink note material.

guitarist1 "dude, i just played the second heartbeat solo for my girlfriend and she orgasmed!"

guitarist2 "ahhh, the pink note, 20th fret right?"

guitarist1 "yeah, it was amazing!"

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suicide note

what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher

teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit

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