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When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe
^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe
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A dry vagina having sex with with an uncircumcised penis. #fuckyouwomensrights
She was so bad she reminded me of anew unskinned canoe!
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You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.
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Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.
She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.
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A guy rubs his dick between the ass checks of a woman making it look as though his dick is in a canoe. Without warning he yells "To infinity and beyond!" and then immediately slams his penis into her ass dry.
"Man, I gave that chick the Space Canoe last night. She was mad as hell but I was to drunk to care."
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Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.
Dude, did you go to that canoe party? We played bumper cars with boats!
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