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1. The world on which we (well, most of us) live. Earth.
2. (Big) blue ball, an instant messenger-themed web-forum
"We've all got to stick together here on this big blue ball"
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A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
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when you wan't to be a hero but you can't
Dude this game gives me serious Triforce blue balls
Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.
Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?
Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls
The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.
Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!
You: whats the story guys?
Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny
You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement
My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls
Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.
Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.