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When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.
Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester
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The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.
Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"
Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"
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the pregnancy-like bump many women develop on their abdomens from high cortisol levels caused by chronic stress
Example 1: No, I'm not pregnant, this is just my stress baby.
Example 2: I'm going to the gym to abort my stress baby.
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When an individual attempts to relieve stress by having sex, but its really awkward and uncomfortable so you end up being more stressed then you were before.
dude im so fucking pissed i stress fucked this bitch last night
no shit? did you punch her in the vag after?
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overbearing, fatiguing strain and tension due to supporting a friend during a period of distress and emotional or personal turmoil
Elizabeth was so worn out from helping Ariana deal with her breakup that she was beginning to let her own life fall to pieces due to all the runoff stress.
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Similarly to hoop stress, poop stress is the result of an internal pressure acting on a thin walled pressure vessel. The internal pressure is usually due to grade F fast-food diarrhea or the buildup of dairy queen fart gas.
It should also be noted that the temperature in the vessel is directly proportional to the pressure incurred. see hot shit
Damn, i have the gnarliest poop stress from those jack-in-the box tacos I ate last night.
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a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"
Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."
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