Nose-ass

A dimple/line in the centre of your nose resembling an ass.

"Wow did you see Jessica's Nose-ass?!"

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nose explode

laughing so hard your nose explodes and snot flies out.

X: And then the platypus shat itself
Y: Haha dude you just made my nose explode. So funny.

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nose trick

when giving oral to a woman, one uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris while mouth and tongue are elsewhere.

man i used the nose trick last night and my girl went crazy for it

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Post nose

When a based person is questioning an individual’s personal loyalty to Israel online

Huh you want to import more migrants? Post nose.

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Sour Nose

When you go underwater and the water goes in your nose causing the sour sort of sting, mostly happens when upside-down.

The boy almost got the keys from the bottom of the lake but he got Sour Nose and had to come back up.

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Sour nose

When you're about to cry and you're trying to hold your tears in. That tingling feeling in your nose feels a bit sour.

"Are you ok?"

"Yea, hol' up. I have a sour nose."

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brown nosing

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

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