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naz norris is the youngest norris nuts from the big kids! she’s so funny and sweet she’s pretty and so caring she’s the best
(my opinion)
also i’m usuallynorris on insta <3
Naz norris is the most perfect human
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(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.
(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
Highwaychild17: You're the biggest Chuck Norris I've ever seen.
Chuck Norris: ...
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1. Chuck Norris, but black.
2. Morpheaus from the Matrix
Seph: holy Shit, Morpheaus is like fricken Chuck Norris!
Jak: But...hes black
Seph: Well. then i guess he must be Bubba Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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papa, the most sexyist norris nuts and has the fattest bunda. if you ever see papa norris you will be flabbergasted. papas real name is justin norris. he also stepped on a dog named bubba but then they got a new one name after his ... he has had the biggest glow up out of the norris family. he used to be fat now look at him.
person 1: DO U KNOW PAPA NORRIS?
person 2: YEAH HE IS SO SEXY
The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.
Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.