The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.
"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"
"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"
(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"
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Spanish word for hoodrat; ratita meaning little rat, barrio meaning hood, or neighborhood. Used when referring to a raunchy girl of Hispanic descent. These girls tend to frequent malls in border towns dressed really slutty. Usually say "Ahh" after every sentence.
Tell your ratita del barrio girlfriend to stop sucking stranger's dicks at the mall.
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slang term used by Mexican and Mexican Americans to describe somthing that is outdated and antiquated. Literally (or cliterally) means "year of the stew." The underlying idea is that anyone who heard this would ask "Year of the stew? when was that?" and the reply would be, "so so long ago, no one remembers..."
"Karina stared in horror at the purple sequins skirts we had been given to wear and she said 'these skirts?! these are from el ano del caldo!"
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Cuban word for the ass cavity (the eye of the ass)
le mame el ojo del culo. I licked her ass hole.
Me duele el ojo del culo. My asshole hurts
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A upper-middle class community on the eastside of Chula Vista, California. This community is a rival of the Eastlake neighborhood, but both are mirror images of each other in terms of the type of people that live there. There's more diversity there that in West Chula Vista where being Mexican does not make you stand out. There are many priviledged Mexican families and their children can be classified as "sociales" or "socials", "fresas", or "cremillas" (Spanish slang for kids are considered "cream of the crop") that party in Tijuana's Plaza Rio district with fake IDs at the age of 13, already drinking & so fourth. About half those kids are full of apathy & prefer to gossip about irrelevant bullshit that wastes their time when they can actually do something more productive in life. There are also many posers who think they are "gangsta", but they're really "wankstas" & "minstrels". They do have the best all-round school south of the Interstate 8, with the highest test scores.
Rancho Del Rey is the most suburban place in Chula Vista, so no one can ever have any street cred, ever.
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Spanish for the lips down thurr, i.e. pussy lips.
Translation: "Lips of the South"
"Lick my labios del sur, please."
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me: how do you say bullshit in spanish?
coworker: caca del toro
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My english 101 paper is complete caca del toro
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