Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.

1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"

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I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny

P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok

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wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire

A game show parody hosted by David Zinkin on alt.tv.game-shows from February to August of 2000 to combat the idiots of the group. It is a satire of the hit ABC quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Spoofs of many classic game shows were part of this satire.

Keep feeding trolls and posting things you can't prove, and you'll wind up on Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire!

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I Want A Vacuum

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

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malibu's most wanted

a hardcore movie with a white rapper that is worse then mi mate

"yo everytime u take a piss u piss on ur balls"

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You don't want

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

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