When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.
Preferably done at parties
Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.
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the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.
cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.
cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.
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Ushaan decided to end humanity after somebody started Kam, he thought nuking France would be cool because who cares about France and France is cool. Next he'll just nuke some nukes to self explode countries because chain reactions are cool. This happened on 2021 April 8th 6:30pm.
Remember when they were nuking France and trying to end humanity? I'm so glad we're astronauts.
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A term referring to the infamous Kim Jong-un of North Korea.
Person 1: Why do I keep hearing about nuke threats on the news?
Person 2: Oh, it might just be that nuke gook at it again with his nuke threats.
Person 1: Oh, false alarm.
a nuke of fard
3 fard bombs makes a fard nuke
omg ( oh my gosh) !!!!1!1! i got fard nuke !?11!?
That one radio on the internet that makes your eardrums bleed. Do not recommend.
person 1: hey do you like nuke radio?
person 2: dude i'm deaf
person 3: i just shoved a nuke up my pussy
Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.
The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.
If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"