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one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.
Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”
The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.