tim

a british word, slang for a Catholic

1) Did you hear Rangers humped the tims 3-nil today
2) I'd rather be a darkie than a tim

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Tim

1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.

2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf

3. another name for a toilet brush

ewww. is tht a tim ?

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tim

following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language.

warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy

1)you gotta tim that tim
translation
you gotta do that bitch

2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on

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Tim

Tim is a pedophile priest with a diminuative but devoted -and obsessive- cult following. Known as member of the “Cult of Tim”, these individuals usually have some form of mental deficiency or disability.

“Who do you worship?”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty”
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”

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tim

A wannabe everything kinda dude usually with so many zits on his faces, that it could confuse someone as herpes.
Also, an in-the-closet homosexual who lies to friends about all the cheerleaders checking him out, when really, the only female he/it has ever been attracted to is a excruciatingly disgusting Russian female named Olga.

Tim:"Hey, wazzup muh peeps?"
br00tal emo kid:"Just listening to some Suicide Silence"
Tim:"yeah, they're pretty br00tal, I listen to them all the time, well anyway, I'm gonna go cry and cut myself. Because I'm JUST. THAT. BRUTAL."
br00tal emo kid:"Stupid conformist."

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tim

Catholic or supporter of Celtic FC, Scots slang, mild sectarian insult.

See him o'er there he's a tim

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timmed

To be timmed means you have gotten your daily fix from Tim Horton's, usually coffee.

John refused his co-worker's offer of bland office coffee, he got timmed on the way to work.

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