*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.
E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me
The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.
The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .
The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.
Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.
One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.