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One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.
The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.
Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.
"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"
Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.
Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.
"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...
"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"