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When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.
The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .
*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.
E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me
The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.
The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.
Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!
Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.