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Die man se snot otter was baie hard nadat hy die meisie naak gesien het
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When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.
Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter
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This is an action carried out by a brave individual who would assist a female who has improperly inserted or lost the string to her tampon and has had a bloody mess, and cannot remove the hygiene product herself. The real work comes when the assistant must remove the bloodied tampon by using a sucking action over the lips of the clitoris. The used sopository should come out with very little effort. But in extreme, and even life-threatening situations, the sucking action should be increased to dislodge the cotton stick, lest she get toxic shock syndrome.
Shelly says to Bob: "Hey Bob, I got a bad problem, can you help me?"
"sure"
"I lost my string to my tampon and I need you to Otter Pop it out..."
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
"Thanks again Bob, your the best co-worker ever"
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this takes two people to do. while someone is asleep one guy shoots a load on the sleeping victims face, and the other has diahreah on the victims face. you then punch them in the stomach so they wake up to the suprise of their life.
Sally and I gave that bitch ass Messenger a raging otter, and laughed when he cried like a little girl
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Grabbing a woman, dragging her into deep water, poking her from behind while cracking shellfish on her tits.
Summer at the beach was great - the day care center provided lots of otter fuck opportunities.
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When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."
"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"
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at the strip club
johnny "check out the otter slide" on that ripper
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