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How 'bow dat
Catch me outside, how 'bow dat- meaning fight me bro
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Old - Phrase in office-speak suggesting the use of unorthodox approaches to solve otherwise difficult problems. Not a bad phrase, but too many pointy-haired-boss types latched on to it and used it as a knee-jerk response when asked for input, thus blanching it of all meaning.
New - Happy-hour phrase meaning "Get your mind off the poontang - we're talking sports now!"
Old - Cube Monkey: Boss, I'd like your input on this problem.
Boss: Think outside of the box, Monkey.
Cube Monkey: Well, I thought you may have some time-saving insight, since you're paid to be my professional superior and all...
Boss: Just think outside of the box, Monkey!
Cube Monkey: Right. Hey! I'll use the fuckyoubossoscope!
Boss: There you go, Monkey!
New - Guy 1: Think the Rams have a chance this year?
Guy 2: It'll be tough, but anybody can make the playoffs in the NFC... What do you think, Trey?
Guy 3: Did you see the ass on that marketing intern? Damn! I could write a poem about that ass!
Guy 1: Hey, Trey... we're over here... football conversation?
Guy 2: Yeah, Trey - Think outside of the box!
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When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
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could be anywhere. literally fucking anywhere, except remotely close to Philadelphia. often goes to the University of Delaware.
I’m just outside of Philly. (Where?) Oh, I’m in Reading.
1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.
Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.
Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.
A commom phrase often used to describe oneself as completely intoxicated on various illegal substances. An alternative to the commonly used "off my mash". A phrase quite often associated with the pilled-cained stage of an evening. Originates from Leeds festival 2003.
"im too fucked to think of an example, im outside my tent!"
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As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.
Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-
Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play
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