rhm pe

act of killing someone

a:hey friend!
b:rhm pe
a:*Dies*

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gr@pe

grāp' noun: a genre of non-nude, softcore porn, and a combination of the words 'gray porn' (spelled with an '@' to avoid confusion with the fruit.) 'Gray' because it does not show any technical nudity, while having all the other signs of porn. Images and videos can range anywhere from lingerie dancing, twerking, or pleasure faces that show only from the cleavage, up -- to full on sex-scenes, where the camera is positioned such that no nipples, penis, vagina, or buttock cleavage can actually be seen. Subjects can talk dirty, have full-on orgasms, etc., just no actual nudity.
-no nipples
-no private parts
-buttock cleavage (butt cracks) must be either partially shown, or with at least a G-string
-only fluids used include saliva and semen (though only shown in the mouth, or on the face, cleavage, etc).

"Some people think gr@pe is a substitute to help get off porn. Some people think it's a gateway to get on porn.... It's somewhat gray to me."

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

PE teacher

Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.

Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes