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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023


the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 19, 2018


ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch

You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.

by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023


Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity January 21, 2012


Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.

“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”

by Ohioan By Choice December 03, 2023


sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle

“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”

by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018


Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 13, 2020