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When a girl is pleasured or pleasures herself using the palm of their hand to rub her clitoris (guys get hand jobs, girls get palm jobs). Tends to lead to amazing, hip spasming orgasms. Slide two fingers into her vagina for a better grip and more stimulation.
1.) She gave herself a palm job and over three orgasms later was panting, exhausted, and totally satisfied.
2.) He kept giving her a palm job until his hand and the sheets were completely soaked from her juices
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Euphemism for any substance (usually hand lotion, soap, KY jelly, etc.) used as lubricant to facilitate male masturbation activity.
Man, Franq was so drunk the other night. He got home and didn't know what he was doing so he used Easy Off for palm balm. Now he has a rash on his dick. That Franq is an idiot.
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The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.
Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!
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when you jerk off too hard, cutting off the circulation, therefore resulting in no sperm leaking.
lonely guy:"Hey I was on this porn website, but i got the iron palm. So, I had to throw in the towel. Literally. I had a towel for clean up but it served no purpose because of IRON PALM"
super stud:"heh, i actually did leak sperm last night while i was fucking your girl"
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A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms
Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."
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After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.
Avoid Twentynine Palms like the plague
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