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Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 9, 2019


Praise parade

1. To noticeably join in congratulations through the pressing "reply all";

2. a compulsion to join in public display of congratulation.

Don had worked really hard to secure the new contract.

Dave was quick to congratulate Don and the rest of the company joined the praise parade clogging up inboxes.

by Gil Sausage November 17, 2010


Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021


Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.

ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.

by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018


Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house

"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."

by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010


goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 6, 2013


Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017