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Lord of the universe savior of all demons killer of all light and murderer of humans married to the goddess of death he's extremely handsome and his penis is the size of the statue of liberty he uses it to rape girls and destroy buildings
Did you see Patrick he was destroying buildings with his penis
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Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.
I love Patrick, he is the best un-boyfriend ever.
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A Guy who is smart and gay who like a girl name Risa
And Really annoying
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Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish
Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.
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Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.
(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
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Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.
"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
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A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him
Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again
Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too
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