No tank top for me, I'm armpitophobiac.
Drop your arms, I suffer from armpit-o-phobia.
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When you can only see among us characters in objects. (seeing any geometrical pattern of a small oval inside another oval or cylindrical shape.)
Jerma: Yo look at that trash can bro.
Sus man: OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY AMONG US PHOBIA IS ACTING UP!
The irrational fear of gym teachers
Why does he look so nervous around the gym teacher? I think he has gym teacher phobia
the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.
goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!
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A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.
Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia
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common sense isnβt so common
Person 1: what the phobia of being murdered called?
Person 2: common sense.
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ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.
person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
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