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Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 27, 2024


How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024


Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.

A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”

by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024


arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019


john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 12, 2023


Pint

It is a street term for Methamphetamine, it is a Canadian term, mainly used in Edmonton and Calgary

Hey man I Heard John was smoking pint again

by Kolby c January 30, 2022


pint

a word of volume for alchohol

guy 1: 'ayo, bro, can you pass me a pint of wine'
guy 2: 'sure' *pours a pint of wine into a glass*
guy 1: 'thanks bro' *slurps loudly*

by Pierre Pierre P. Pierre III November 9, 2022