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A synonym for a "rebound" in basketball.
Did you see Dirk jump up and get the plank?
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A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
A handshake, or high five (or low five).
"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
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A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.
Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?
Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!