Xbox and Playstation two consoles, they met at a bar, had alot of common likes, and then Xbox realized Playstation was a homo.
Xbox vs Playstation
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.
Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.
My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!
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Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?
Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?
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Also known as the console war between the two. no one side likes the other however a few spectators have tried both and like one more then the other. thou its not a war rather a form of opinion between gamers experiences with one or the other. most common with Xbox is the Red Ring Of Death (error occurs when the green ring representing that the system is turned on goes red indicating somethings wrong with the system almost impossible to fix without replacing a part or getting a whole new system all together) with Xbox being made by the makers of windows everyone should know they like to throw their products out before working the bugs out of it (which is y at first people leaned more to the PS3) however with PS3's being at over 400 USD more people leaned the opposite direction. now the two consoles are releasing new camera games (Kinect on Xbox PS Move on PS3) to copy the Wii for more kid friendly and more movent involving the player instead of holding a controler. which is better? thats like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop the world may never know. both systems have great line ups of games for both (EX: Rockband 3) and games u can only find on that particular system (Forza on Xbox Gran Turismo on Playstation).
PS3 Vs. Xbox360 Console War PS3 Xbox360 Xbox vs. Playstation
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The most awsome media platform, misjudged by many because of it's high cost, provides the world best gaming experience by far. Still the system gets a bad rep from opinions of xbox fanboys who are pissed off that they can't afford the best. So shut up.
{Resistance Games, Playstation 3 (PS3)
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Sony (after seeing the Wii popular to the ENTIRE family) has tried to extend their fanbase to those people (females, gays, and metrosexuals) who AREN'T nerds who never leave the house that fall in love with final fantasy characters.
This is the final act of desperation from Sony; They know they can't win defeat Wii. Wii owns all.
Girl: Oh my gawd!! A playstation 2 pink!!! I am soooooo getting that just coz of its colour, despite the blatantly sexist attitude Sony has towards women.
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A person who won't admit that they bought a shitty system.
Kaz Hirai: The Playstaion 3 will retail for five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars!
Kaz Hirai: Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars!
Kaz Hirai: Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars!
Kaz Hirai: RIDGE RACERRRR!!!!
Person 1: PS3 roxorz hahahah
Person 2: Don't be a Playstation 3 Fanboy.
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