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An infamous group of players on a game called "MapleStory".
Due to poor parenting and a lack of real life happiness, these players log onto the game with one goal in mind- to ruin other players gaming experience. They use hacks to disconnect other players, and "kill steal" a highly sought after monster- Bigfoot.
It is widely accepted that if these losers ever improve their personal hygiene enough to feel the touch of a woman in real life, they may lose interest in being such d-bags. Until then, they believe themselves to be cool in the game, but in reality are pitied by the rest of the gaming population for their sad existence.
Because I have all sorts of self confidence issues in real life, I will go onto MapleStory and ruin other people's experience by acting like the BF Police.
"Hey Bob, are you heading to Julia's house tonight, I heard her parents were out of town?" "Yup, I do indeed have a date tonight, something that a member of the Bigfoot Police won't ever say".
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A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.
If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?
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They will arrest you for metaphorical crimes that no one actually understands.
Karma police, arrest that man! He is talking in maths and buzzing like a fridge, and I believe he is a detuned radio(head.) And arrest that girl! Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.
Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.
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1) What you say when you're being hassled by the man.
2) What you say to reject authority.
3) What you say (sarcastically) when someone thinks they're a rebel.
Should never be spoken quietly. Is best shouted.
From the N.W.A. song Fuck tha Police.
1) Cops pull you over for going 5 over the limit and ticket you.
"FUCK THE POLICE!"
2) DMV worker "Sir, you need to fill out the QR37 form again and go to the back of the line."
"This is bullshit. FUCK THE POLICE!"
3) Driver: "Oh man I just ran a stop sign!"
Passenger: "FUCK THE POLICE!"
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Noun; see fun assasin
1) Person or group of people who make others stop having fun for whatever reason, usually out of jealousy or spite, but sometimes because said fun is against the law.
2) Another name for one's wife, instructor, parent(s), the legitimate authorities.
"We were having fun hurling dog shit over the house into the yard across the street with my home-made trebuchet when the effing FUN POLICE made us stop".
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An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
A person in twitter gatekeeping or harassing users for getting something wrong in a culture, even if its a minor detail of skin color, language, and appearance.
they usually target something like art, content in anime and cartoon, and any content including controversial topics.
Person 1: Did you see that tweet regarding who deleted their art?
Person 2: Yeah, can't believe they got criticized because of a tiny mistake in skin color.
Person 1: Can't believe these Twitter Police gatekeeping any mistake in their culture.
Person 2: These people won't let us have our fun.