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elephant polo

The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:

England
Scotland
India
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
Pakistan

N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.

Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?
Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...
Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*

by Chazmeistro November 21, 2007

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!

by pontifex maximus January 27, 2005

72πŸ‘ 395πŸ‘Ž


polo hunter

someone who is so disgusting that they are willing to get it up the ass by a horse!!!
in washington there was a person who actually died from it. anyway it is someone who fucks horses!

dude shut the hell up you freaking polo hunter!
jasen brewer in rondout valley middle school is such a polo hunter!

by saltiner May 15, 2008

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Polo g

nigga that raps over the same lame ass piano beats and got ratio’d by 20 different accounts on the same tweet

β€œyo polo g droppin today”
β€œnobody cares”

by Nick_Gurr July 17, 2021

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El polo

El polo is a chicken in Spanish...

Me gusta el polo...

by funkygpigeonm.com November 9, 2015

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pass the polo

a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues

hi babez, you fine ass be-atches wana play pass the polo, then fuck like horny animals?

by craig March 12, 2003

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Water Polo

The sport people play in high school when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, basketball, and soccer. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them gay.

My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.

by Truth Speaker101 October 6, 2008

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