poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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indie poof

What an indie kid calls another indie kid, who has a different taste in music then that indie kid. Or If the indie kid likes a different cd from said indie band.

Please see the example below as it will explain by example of how another kid calling out an Indie Poof. Please also realize the irony.

If you are an Indie music fan, then by default, if you do things like below, you too are an Indie Poof.

God, I fucking hate Indie Poofs, Honestly.
My gf has this guy-friend who is such a fucking indie prick it's not even funny. He's obsessed with all of that Elephant 6 bubblegum neo-psych bullshit (Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Apples in Stereo, etc). Well not only does he think Black Foliage is The Olivia Tremor Control's best album (when it clearly IS NOT, JESUS CHRIST), but he thinks Of Montreal's best work is their FUCKING FOUR-TRACK COMPILATION. I've heard some of the songs off of that album, and it blows. It's so fucking repetitive and self consciously bubblegum that it makes me want to vomit. What's even worse is that now he has my gf liking Of Montreal's 4 tracks and all of that stupid indie shit.
I wonder how the fuck people like that are considered fully functional human beings.

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Skippy poof

Typically a white born Australian male who enjoys engaging in male to male fellatio whilst simultaneously waving the Australian flag and making racist comments about how 'wogs','gooks' and 'lebs' should be removed from the country.

Commonly Skippy Poofs:

- Are on the dole (welfare benefits)
- Parents are born overseas
- Drive Japanese cars
- Have southern cross tattoos in a false belief they are original and tough.
- Have hidden desires to sleep with and marry 50 year old poorly disguised transvestites.

That skippy poof called me a wog and told me to get back on my boat even though his mum enjoys giving head to african asylum seekers.

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poof head

some one with a poof looking head. used as an insult too offend somebody.

your a poof head for saying that to me

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Poon Poof

A slang term for "queef", when air is emitted from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse, stretching, or exercise. Has a flatulence like noise but no smell.

I was doing the Crane Pose in yoga class when I let out a little poon poof.

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backdoor poof

A homosexual who enjoys getting pumped in the ass.They will sleep with any male of any species and often have little boy fetishes.They participate in jailhouse interracial gangbangs.

Josh stop hanging out with kane ya backdoor poof.

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finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

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